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Guys, I love you by Croutonic-Sarcasm Guys, I love you :iconcroutonic-sarcasm:Croutonic-Sarcasm 8 12
I Think I Wanna Be a Muslim
"Hey, Mom, I think I wanna be a Muslim."
My mother paused and looked up from folding laundry, setting down the blue towel to stare at me. "What?"
I scooted over on the couch towards the large laundry basket and leaned on the back of the furniture, head on hand. "I think I wanna be a Muslim."
She continued folding, but it was clear that she was confused by the sudden desire to switch from paganism to the much stricter and different Islamic faith. "Do whatever will make you happy," she said, finishing folding the towel and moving on to shirts, the clothing making neat little piles according to whom it belonged to all over the couch. "I just don't know that it will. They have to wear the-- the--" she made a vague motion around her head and I laughed.
"It's called a hijaab," I informed her and she nodded, picking up the little clothing piles and setting them in the basket to distribute through the house. I heard my brothers arguing over some video game or another and she brushed back her h
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Yaoi + Roleplay = An amazing day
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Hallo! Welcome to the page of PURE AWESOME. Nice to see you recognize that. >D I'm also a HERO!

So, about me~ I'm 20. I love Hetalia and Durarara!! and Afterschool Charisma and Harry Potter and whatever else captures my attention. My name is Shane, and I have a tumblr, if you want it. Just ask. :D

My favorite pairings~
(also many others)

(Don't judge the name Hitler if you don't know the manga. Seriously. Read it and you'll understand.)


I adore cosplaying and it really makes my day. I love writing fanfics and I'm on as CroutonicSarcasm. I'd be deeply honored if you'd read my fics. :3

Clubs I assist in~
:iconslk-fc: :iconrussiamerica:
So, it's official. I came out as transgender on Facebook. Nothing but positive people, and it was wonderful. I love my friends and family. But now that everybody knows, there's nothing to stop me from expressing myself-- except money. Fucking money. So, I'm wondering something. Who wants to buy things from me to support my "buy a binder and a packer and be a man" cause?

I'm selling:

China cosplay (wig, shoes, Shinatty-chan included)
A red plastic toy English style phonebooth (sized for things like Barbies)
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King movie
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie
A short orange/blondish wig (perfect for Denmark from Scandinavia and the World, but good in general, thick and fluffy, also a GREAT choice if you want to be Brief from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt)
6 foot tall Hidan scythe
Most of the Left Behind book series
Possibly my Gamecube and assorted games, including a memory stick and controller

I'll also do commissions. If you want something, suggest it to me and I'll figure out if I can do it to begin with and also how much it costs.

Of course, if you really want to and you love me, you can always donate to me. <3 Thank you for reading and possibly helping me.


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GengarGirlCat Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012  Student General Artist
Heyy it's the awesome Norge from Dragonfest.
Croutonic-Sarcasm Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
GengarGirlCat Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Student General Artist
Croutonic-Sarcasm Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012
Nothing much! You?
RinNagaraboshi Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012
Hey Prussia. It's the France you met at Dragonfest. Supp?
Croutonic-Sarcasm Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012
heyheyhey :D
RinNagaraboshi Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
How's it hangin?
Croutonic-Sarcasm Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2012
Tiring. D: You?
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CherryLatte Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
hey~ nice to meet you- anyway, i just wanted to comment how you're one of the best Prussia cosplayers i've ever seen!
Croutonic-Sarcasm Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2012
Oh, thank you! I really appreciate it. :D
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